i aint even leave yet and you already missing me

skwhy:

skwhy:

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five

(via yeralizardwaverly)

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I
D I D
T H I S
A N D
I
G O T
A N
A S K
T H A T
J U S T
“ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND
DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

ok i believe

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

maybe if i’m real lucky

doubt ill get one

This is just another urban legend no way *rolls eyes*

THE FUCK

Sure why not 

I feel so stupid for trying this

Imma try it

Not gonna happen they never work

Its not gonna work

I mean, you never know until you try it

Let’s see..

YOOOO

Why the heck not…

Yeah, okay.

Let’s see if this works

I don’t think this work tho

(via sighpies)

everythingisreallygross:

yourcashierproblems:

gunsandwwands:

dj-gryff:

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

I laughed so hard reading this.

And then everyone started clapping, including the cop

(via my-power-is-invisibilty)

generallyhuman:

sonypraystation:

baetology:

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

(via heart)

niallsfakeglasses:

someone: you dont actually believe those conspiracies right :/

me:

(via untexting)